September 11 Text Mesages

September 11 tragedy is a sad moment in history. We should all remember that thousands died in that day. The act of terrorism has sparked millions of people around the world, who love liberty, to take actions against the radical minds of terrorists.

Labor Day Text Messages

Lots of the workers in the US and Canada are excited on this coming labor day. No sincerity could match when you greet your fellow laborer through labor day sms quotes .

Pimples And Ignorance

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A Filipino Interviewed by An American, "American: What can you say about the Violence in the Philippines?, Pinoy: Diputah D pa nga ako marunung mag guitara Violence pa!


Erap in War with Milf, Erap: Sumuko na kayo!
MILF: Susuko lng kami kapag na i-spell mu ang ceasefire!
Erap: Tuloy ang laban durugin cla,
Erap: Padadalhan ko kayo ng Chrysanthemum!
MILF: Spell Chrysanthemum!
Erap: Pak U! sabi ko rosas bingi!

Tombstone Luving and Moving on

• "There will be two dates on our tombstonebut all that is gonna matter is that little dash between them." Enjoy life...

• How to Luv...For Guys. Luv your girl as if shes only 16 no longer a girl but not yet a woman. Luv her with ol your heart. Set Rulz and never break her heart..For Girls.. Luv your boy as if hes only 7. Let HJim play with his toys and go out with his playmates, dont worry for at the end of the day he'll still come home to his mommy"..

• If your heart gets broken its not a sin to cry, its not a crime to mourn, But its not right to ruin your own life, cuz in luv You shpould know when to move on.
  

Panty and Snake

• What's Common between the sun and a panty?, 1. both are hot. 2. both look better while going down. 3. both disappear by night....wahahhaha

• d erecterius trouserious orthe trouser snake is the worlds most dangerous snake. color varies from pink to black. It is fangless, Its highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months. Average length is 3 to 9 inches usually depending on species. Usually appears on bedrooms but found in unusual places at times. Attacks women in the lower part of the abdominal area. it has also known to attack men from behind...BEWARE!
  

Depressing SMS Quote

• "Its Funny How sometimes youve been doing everything to get out of one place and when you've found the time to leave.....Its when you've also find a reason to stay.."

SMS Quotes on Advice

• "Before Speaking, Listen, Before Spending, Earn, Before critcizing, wait, Before Quitting. Try Never Forget..Before Making love, foreplay..SAY WHAT?"...

• "Other People's opinion of you does not have to become your reality..Those who folow the crowd usually get lost in it..I dont know the key to success, but one key to failure is to please everyone! so why waste your time thinking about what others will tell you, Instead do what makes you happy"

• "One of the biggest forms of flattery is knowing that just by being your normal wonderful self you make some people extremely insecure...WAHAHAHAHA"