• Pasaway na lyrics: "I decided long ago? never to walk with Edu Manzano?"

• Seksing girl naglalakad sa Glorietta, nakalabas ang isang suso..
  
  Napansin ng isang lalaki. "Miss, yung dede mo nakalabas."
  
  Seksi: "P**i**a! Yung baby ko, naiwan sa taxi!"
  

• Students talking:
  
  DLSU: Your tuition, it is just my allowance for a week
  
  Ateneo: Your tuition, it is just my allowance for a day.
  
  UP: Pootek! Finals nyo, seatwork lang namin!